Today, I had an epiphany! Yes, an EPIPHANY! Therefore, today is a good day to start my 1st real blog.This morning, I got up at 7am. The time sprang an hour forward last night, so I’m not quite sure how I managed to get up so early. Oh yeah, I don’t have a life — that’s how. Squirreling my flabby butt over to the gym at 8am, by 8:30am I was sweating like a she-monkey in the hot jungle as I sprinted on the elliptical machine.

During this moment of insanity, I thought, “Yes, this is the year to get a boyfriend!”Mmm, hmm. Lame, right? Like, “Oh, big whoopie.” No, this is a big deal for me! I haven’t had a boyfriend in ten years [see blog: 10 years of bitterness]! I’ve been too bitter and too jaded the past decade to even consider giving anyone a fair chance.Oh, but this was an even bigger moment of enlightenment for me! You see, I was leaning towards breaking my long, drawn out, dryspell this year…when low and behold, a man dropped out of the sky and knocked on my door! Yes, how does that happen? I don’t know, but an incredibly attractive man showed up on my doorstep [see blog: Officer Hottie] and a few months later, (after an obvious mutual attraction), we made out and I never heard from him again! Ugh!Mind you, it was definitely NOT my breath! For Christ Sake, I made sure the breath was super minty! I just had to clarify that. [see blog: Officer Hottie]

Anywho, after not hearing from my HOT friend, one would think I would crawl back into my shell and write off men forever! That would be typical of me. Oh, no…not this time! I’ve been manless for ten years, and this little hiccup is NOT going to STOP ME from finding someone wonderful and being happily in a relationship! YESSSS!So, on the elliptical I thought that meeting someone I thought would be great, and instantly getting the never-to-hear-from-again is a great thing! You see, I’ve been sitting on my couch, watching TV and cruising the Internet for the past 2+ years! I had gone from tone to flabby! When I met Officer Hottie, I wasn’t ready to be with anyone. As a matter of fact, I had grown quite embarrassed of my flab. I don’t care if there are millions of happy, flabby people in this world — I’m not cool with that! Ugh.

So, thanks to meeting someone attractive who acted very interested and attracted to me, it got me going to the gym again! Another 2-3 months, and I’ll be ready to hang up my blanket of shame and strut in my sexy gear! heehee. Yeah, I was really hoping that one would go somewhere, but maybe he was put into my life as a teaser to get me off the couch and ready for love…which should be right around the corner!

My epiphany was that I’m NOT BITTER~! OMFG! I’m ready! I’m ready to fall in love! This year, I’m going to make it happen! – Agent M

*Keeping My Fingers Crossed!*