Tyra Banks
I never watch the Tyra Banks show. Why? Because the few times I’ve caught snipets of it I find her incredibly annoying! =(
Anywho, it’s late. I’m on the computer…and the Tyra Banks show comes on TV. Where’s the remote? Okay, too lazy to locate it, so I’ll just keep it here for background noise.
OMG!!! Tyra is on crack!! This woman has got to be one of the most annoying women of all time! AACK! Now, Tyra is a pretty woman, I’ll give her that. Uh, but she is just so annoying and so full of herself…I just want to slap her with my right tit — yeah, my left tit is on reserve for people who more-than-annoy me.
Okay, so who watches this crap? Her show today is about makeup on black women vs makeup on white women. Oh MY GOD! Is this some strange, mutated, supermodel version of the JErry Springer Show?!!! GADS! This show is just soooooooooooooo full of important causes… like hair and makeup! Not.
Tyra turns a black girl white and a white girl black and sends them out to the makeup store. Okay, like anyone thinks for one second that these girls actually look like the race their not?? If anything, they look like scary mutated freaks — oh, and definitely not human!!! She has them put makeup on as the race their not, and they turn out looking super-super-scary-freaky!!
Oh yes, and she divides the audience into the blacks and the whites. WTF??? I didn’t know that there was only two races of people on this earth??? This is what the entire show is about…black and white beauty. Hmm? I think all the other races of humans FAR out number black and white combined. Why do I feel alienated by her show? Fucking E.T. looking bitch — forehead, go home. She’s a fuckin’ moron. Whatever. I just need to change the channel. *zap*
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