Date My Mom

Yeah, I know.  I’m lame for even watching this stuff, but it’s really background noise as I surf the internet and fill my head with more useless knowledge.

Okay, so this show makes me wanna vomit.  The guy dates the girl’s mom in order to figure out who to choose.  He goes on three of these dates.  Now, I’m not completely disgusted about the guy going on the date with the mom, but what does completely disgust me is how skanky these moms are!!  AACK!  The mom’s, mostly at their “sexual peak” in age, mostly talk to the young boys in sexual innuendos.  What makes things worse, is they try to sell their daughters by using their daughter’s boob size, body shape, and sexual skills as their key selling points!!  Now, is that weird?  I think so.  Their mom’s are basically pimping their daughters, and getting zero dollars for it.

In this episode, the one on right now, one mom kept emphasizing her daughter’s big boobs.  Another mom told the guy that her daughter likes to use her lips for bananas and said that he should be good at rubbing feet and ***** …she insinuated eating vagina – whoa!  Another mom said her daughter had a great ass.

Can someone please slap these mom’s???  Fine, I will — with my left tit!  Gross.

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